So now its official, Tiger Woods is a bastard. That young, handsome, talented, famous, billionaire has dropped his pants and got it on with (at last count) eleven beautiful chica’s. The scamp, the scoundrel… the bastard. How could he? I’ll tell you why, because Tiger Woods did what 99 men out of 100 would have done! Looking at lucky old Tiger I would say that not only is he young and talented and quite fit, he’s also famous, handsome and mega mega rich, in fact a sporting billionaire according to the last accountants calculation. So it therefore goes without saying that poor old Tiger must have been beating the young ladies off with the proverbial shitty stick as the saying goes. Every tournament, every pro-am, every major when Tiger Woods was holed up in a five start hotel thousands of miles from home, the girls would be unable to resist throwing themselves at the top sportsman and putting their case to become his next provisional lie. Men are dogs. End of story. The average male when presented with an opportunity to exercise the muscles closely situated around the hip area will not think twice about the consequences of any inappropriate action. An old Yiddish saying states, A Standing Prick Has No Conscience. It’s true I’m afraid, its nature, every member of the male species in Mother Nature’s jungle are exactly the same. Tiger is only human and eventually, at long last he’s succumbed and taken his wood out of the bag. The media (mostly men) have come out pontificating as to what a nasty, low down, good for nothing prize dirtbag Tiger is but most of them are secretly green with envy…. Go on fella’s, Google Tiger Woods women, look at the pics and tell me what would happen if it was offered on a plate and your wife or girlfriend was on the other side of the world. When are we going to admit that he’s actually just a normal bloke and furthermore one who has stood by his wife and has never had any intention of doing the dishonourable thing and walking away. For his wife it’s hard to take and I’ll admit and I feel for her. But going forward it might be a good place to start for her to realise than Tiger is only human, he’s a bloke… woof woof.

Man has always worshipped, it's in our nature. We've worshipped golden statues, the sun, influential men and women and even football teams. However, in order to frighten the shit (and the money) out of the ancients approximately 2,500 years ago the powers to be came up with the daftest yet. They dreamt up a man that lived in the sky, a man that couldn't be seen or heard, a man who could hear every person in the world and understand every language in the world as long as you spoke to him in his special way, it was called praying. The religous men were the worlds greatest marketing genius's. Not only did they convince millions of people to believe in their new god, they convinced the people to give money to help him, they convinced man to build churches, chapels, synagogues and mosques, they convinced them to fight wars, they convinced them to die and even persuaded parents to mutilate the genetalia of their children all in the name of the man in the clouds. Stupid Stupid Stupid. It was understandable, the people back then were thick. There was no education, communication, television or internet and if a man of power told you the earth was flat you believed him. If he told you to cut off the end of your son's willy you said where's the knife. The men of power realised what a good thing they were on. Religion spread, different forms sprung up but the clever ones made sure that at the heart of each new version lay the invisible man, the all seeing all hearing supreme being. What could be better, a person beyond recall. The men of religion were laughing all the way to the bank,as they built their houses of power all around the world. They convinced man that 'god' had created the world around about 8,000 years ago. They said he had made man from dust and the women from the rib of the man and still they thought not to question the holy men. The good books were written, the Bible, the Koran and each charted the wonderful history of their particular religion, stories of miracle's martyrdom, prophets and soothsayers and how god would strike you down if you dared to disobey him and follow his teachings. The Catholic Church is the biggest employer in the world, bigger than BP and Wallmart, they have more employee's than the US government. The Church of England is the biggest landowner in the UK. People kill in the name of their god in some countries Christians kill Christians and young men blow themselves to bits because the holy men tell them that seven virgins await them in heaven. Stupid! stupid! stupid! They make us wear daft hats and skullcaps, masks, turbans and beards! When will we learn? When will we make an informed judgement and believe in our own logical thoughts instead of the thoughts of the so called wisemen all those years ago, the wisemen who told us the earth was flat, its only 6000 years old (even though there is a dinasaur bone 10 million years old in the Natural History museum in London), an old man should be stoned to death if he collects sticks on the Sabbath.... AAAARRRGHHHH!. If god is so good and powerful why does he allow war and disease and corruption and poverty and crime and droughts and famine and death and destruction, tidal waves and earthquakes, oh yeah... AND WHY DOES HE NEED SO MUCH MONEY!!!!!

Coming early 2010, the extraordinary story of Lise Kristensen, taken prisoner at aged nine along with her Mother, brother and sister by the Imperial Japanese Army in 1943.

A story of courage and inspiration as told through the eyes of a young Norwegian girl.

Crissy's autobiography is complete and now with my wonderful editor Carol Cole.It is hoped that Lynda La Plante will be publishing the book as Crissy and Lynda are great friends. The book charts the many heartaches and tragedies in Crissy's life and yet details her incredible fortitude to rise above it all and be the person that she is today.

Do The Birds Still Sing In Hell?

View the book trailer of Horace Greasley's amazing story at;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA3AkahgeoI

Mass murderer Heinrich Himmler is surprised that a young British Prisoner has dared to step forward and ask for more food. The prisoner is none other than Horace 'Jim' Greasley.