Tiger's Birdies

So now its official, Tiger Woods is a bastard. That young, handsome, talented, famous, billionaire has dropped his pants and got it on with (at last count) eleven beautiful chica’s. The scamp, the scoundrel… the bastard. How could he? I’ll tell you why, because Tiger Woods did what 99 men out of 100 would have done! Looking at lucky old Tiger I would say that not only is he young and talented and quite fit, he’s also famous, handsome and mega mega rich, in fact a sporting billionaire according to the last accountants calculation. So it therefore goes without saying that poor old Tiger must have been beating the young ladies off with the proverbial shitty stick as the saying goes. Every tournament, every pro-am, every major when Tiger Woods was holed up in a five start hotel thousands of miles from home, the girls would be unable to resist throwing themselves at the top sportsman and putting their case to become his next provisional lie. Men are dogs. End of story. The average male when presented with an opportunity to exercise the muscles closely situated around the hip area will not think twice about the consequences of any inappropriate action. An old Yiddish saying states, A Standing Prick Has No Conscience. It’s true I’m afraid, its nature, every member of the male species in Mother Nature’s jungle are exactly the same. Tiger is only human and eventually, at long last he’s succumbed and taken his wood out of the bag. The media (mostly men) have come out pontificating as to what a nasty, low down, good for nothing prize dirtbag Tiger is but most of them are secretly green with envy…. Go on fella’s, Google Tiger Woods women, look at the pics and tell me what would happen if it was offered on a plate and your wife or girlfriend was on the other side of the world. When are we going to admit that he’s actually just a normal bloke and furthermore one who has stood by his wife and has never had any intention of doing the dishonourable thing and walking away. For his wife it’s hard to take and I’ll admit and I feel for her. But going forward it might be a good place to start for her to realise than Tiger is only human, he’s a bloke… woof woof.